reallyreallyreallytrying:

has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can’t find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance

heydrangeas:

being dana scully would be so funny. you ask your work partner where he’s going and he says “off to water the seeds of doubt” and hangs up on you

assaultmystic:

the self is a guy you made up to get mad at

wintery-star:

The Fishes of Tears of the Kingdom, by Flesh.png

somanypetals:

I love you ‘cause you’re fucked, you’re my bff for life
your life is a mess and so is mine, yeah you’re a piece of shit and so am I
🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡

so, I saw this tweet and it’s been making me chuckle for days, so I threw together this video of the riverdale characters being deliciously twisted and sick, super squeaky clean characters

also making this made me realise there’s definitely more stabbing on riverdale than yellowjackets (so far)

nobrashfestivity:

Erté (Romain de Tirtoff)
Slave of Salome, 1979
Color screenprint on paper; signed ‘Erté’ in pencil

throathole:

Part of getting older is realizing how absolutely insane it is that basically every form of media is constantly trying to convince us that the most interesting moments of the lived human experience are happening in HIGH SCHOOL…… girl who gives a flying fuck what 16 year olds are doing.